What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

I'm Spartacus

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

how do you stop a train? you cant..

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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