Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Goat balls.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Freedom of Speech

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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