- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

womans rights

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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