alcoholism kills

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Black Poeple

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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