Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

9:11 make a wish

Nickelback

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

knock knock whos there .. derp

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Exactly what?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A ginger rapping.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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