- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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