what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Shit.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

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