Pianca going ham

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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sixty....eight.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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