What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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The chicken crossed the road.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Benevolent villain.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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