Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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