- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

This post contains NOTHING.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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