How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Small breasts.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Brittney Spears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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