A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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