Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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France never surrender.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A Jew returns change.

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Religion

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Knock knock, come in.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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