Brett Farve

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Penis

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Oliver's friends

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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