what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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