- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

So one time this woman was learning...

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

poop.........

Three men walked into a metal pole

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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