- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

...Jack Vale

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Child Prostitution.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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