What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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