How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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i have 2 penises

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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hahaha

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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