what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Jasper sucks.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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