A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A man walks into a bar.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

apple pie.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why were corners made? For crying.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

PENIS

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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