'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What what In the butt

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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i hate you.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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