knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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gays

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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chuck norris

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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