- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

minorities

Small breasts.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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