- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

throbbing slobber

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Chocolate tastes good.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Carlton

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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