- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

This joke isnt funny.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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