Johnny just finished his pie.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Hair

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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You're so straight!

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Child Prostitution.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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