- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

God.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Lacrosse

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

American healthcare.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

The Aristocrats

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

George W. Bush

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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