- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Obama

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why Because

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Women's rights

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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