- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Child Prostitution.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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