What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Nicholas Cage

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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