Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Black Poeple

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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no

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Myspace

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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