- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

I Love Hitler.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

apple pie.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

William Raines.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Guess what? Chicken butt

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

9/11.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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