Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Women's rights.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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does this look unsure to you?

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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i have aids and a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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