johann grayson being liked

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

DANA

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

The WNBA.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

cheese

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

William Raines.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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