What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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The WNBA.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Jasper sucks.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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knock knock go away

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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