i have aids and a chode

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Jasper sucks.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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i like potatoes

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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