- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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