William Raines.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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why did the man die? he got shot

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potato

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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