- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

GRAAAAAAAR.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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