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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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