- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

So one time this woman was learning...

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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