Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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