Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What what In the butt

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

the cow goes moo

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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