- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

gay marriage.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

American healthcare.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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