What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Rick Perry.

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cheese

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A black succeeds

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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hi my name is? joe

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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