- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

gay marriage.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

cheese

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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