- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

William Raines.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

knock knock come in

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Hello world

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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