A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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