Rick Perry.

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cheese

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Punchline.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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