Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A fish walks into a bar

Freedom of Speech

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Josh kissing a girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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