Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why Because

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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