- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What time is it? 10:58

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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