Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Pickle!

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Lockerbie bombing

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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