This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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PENIS

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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