Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...