A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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i have 2 penises

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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NEVER

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why Because

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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