What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Benevolent villain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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