A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Rob Bell

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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You're so straight!

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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The government makes a good decision

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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