What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Brett Farve

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Women's rights

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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