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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Knock knock! Yes?

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Got milk? No.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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