- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

a banana

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's big? Jupiter.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

anus soup

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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