whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Please don't rape me.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Benevolent villain.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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