Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

a horse walks into a barn

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

womans rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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