What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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The geese of Growmore

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Fruitcake

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Go away.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Shit.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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