Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Niko isnt a mexican douche

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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