Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

justin littleton. nuff said

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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