Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Lacrosse

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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