- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

The government makes a good decision

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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