what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Oliver's friends

A man walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

DONALD TRUMP DIES

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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