This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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The jets are a good team..

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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beiber i straight

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A black succeeds

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Hi poop!

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Anti Joke

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