Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Hitler

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Anti Joke

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