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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why Because

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anus soup

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Scott

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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hahaha

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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