Men's rights

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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I can't think of a joke!

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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chuck norris

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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