Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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penis

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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