Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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I love boobs

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Aodhan Hearty

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a horse walks into a barn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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