How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

gays

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

pubic lice.

Knock Knock Good one...

steves legs

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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