- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Real jokes.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats long and hard? a pole

I won the game.

Women rights.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

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