Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Small breasts.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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justin littleton. nuff said

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Jewish People

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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