"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

this website...

Small breasts.

Pickle!

Brett Farve

What's 9 +10 19

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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