- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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minorities

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Dead babies.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did the bunny eat his food

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