I met a man today. His name was John.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Where else? The junk yard

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Myspace

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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nice shorts.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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