Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Y2K

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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ur mother

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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