What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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nice shorts.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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this website...

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Women's rights

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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