- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Black Poeple

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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