- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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