Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Women's Golf

womans rights

Josh kissing a girl

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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