- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Golf.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

anus soup

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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