- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Women's rights

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Penis

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Obamacare!

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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