why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Lacrosse

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guess what? Chicken butt

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

This is not Will Smith.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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