Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Potato salad

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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I love boobs

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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SAY

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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