What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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...Jack Vale

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Mmmm, donuts

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Noah is Smart.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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