- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A fat man buys a salad

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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