What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Dead babies.

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anus soup

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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kennah campion... being nice

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Indeed.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A fat man buys a salad

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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