What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

whats better than shoes feet

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

amy copied adams haircut :0

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

lewis bedford

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Dead babies.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

your all shit at jokes

Kim Kardashian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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