What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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james schmitt whats your last name

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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You're so straight!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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