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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why were corners made? For crying.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why were corners made? For crying.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Knock knock! Yes?

Bing

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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