Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Dead babies.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Women's Golf

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Jewish People

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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