What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Google Doodles

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penisface

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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