Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Sea World Japan.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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