- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Women

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

the WNBA

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

two fish are in a tank.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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