A women walks out of a kitchen.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

lewis bedford

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Lacrosse

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Black people are clen.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

World peace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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