How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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i am predestal

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justin littleton. nuff said

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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your all shit at jokes

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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penis

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Anti Joke

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