- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

women's rights

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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