What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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