Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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cheese

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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steves legs

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okay.....

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