Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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drugs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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