Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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There is a car full of black people.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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