You're so straight!

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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SPAMS!!!

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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The WNBA

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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nice shorts.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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this website...

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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