What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Your life That's the joke

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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