Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Mmmm, donuts

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Fruitcake

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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