Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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I like to eat.

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Fruitcake

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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