A baby seal walks into a club

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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