How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Women's Golf

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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An Irishman stays home

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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