Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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