- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Oliver's friends

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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