- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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