- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

penis

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??