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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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