- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Herman Cain

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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