That's what he said.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Women's rights

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Sea World Japan.

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Real jokes.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Women's rights

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Herman Cain

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Anti Joke

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