Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

A baby seal walks into a club

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why Because

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

a show horse jumps over a bar

What do you call Obama? - the president

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