How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

I love boobs

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Nickelback

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

womans rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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