What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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the WNBA

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28

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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The jets are a good team..

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Dallas Cowboys

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gay marriage.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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