- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Nickelback

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Freedom of Speech

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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