Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Kate

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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im jewish

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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