what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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