Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Jasper sucks.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why were corners made? For crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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