Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

A fish walks into a bar

Brett Farve

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

a black guy leaves prison

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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