What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's 9 +10 19

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Obama

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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