- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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