What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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im jewish

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nbjhfghl

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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fart

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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a banana

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