- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Knock Knock Come in.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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