- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Women's rights

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is 69? A two digit number.

I love boobs

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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