What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Kim Kardashian.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

No.

Scott

hahaha

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

DANA

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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