What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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