How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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apple pie.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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alcoholism kills

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