- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

penis

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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