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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

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