How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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