Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Chocolate rain Awesome!

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

I like to eat.

why did the chicken cross the road

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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