why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Gay rights

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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There is a car full of black people.

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