- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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