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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Hair

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

The mets are 3-0 this season

dildo

why did the man die? he got shot

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Religion

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi