Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Carlton

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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a banana

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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fart

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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