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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Kenny G

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Global Warming.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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