- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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