- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

So one time this woman was learning...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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