Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Well, this is fun.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A black person in the NHL

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arse

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A black succeeds

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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