- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

i like potatoes

black people. that is all...

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

balls in ya mouf

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The mets are 3-0 this season

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