- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people. that is all...

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

I Love Hitler.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What is a dog? Bark

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Is Carly smart? No.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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