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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Lockerbie bombing

the cow goes moo

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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