Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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