Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Asians...

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Turtles

The WNBA.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Women's rights

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