What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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