- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

your all shit at jokes

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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