Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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