What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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potato

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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