What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I like jokes.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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