Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A black man killed someone

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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