What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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I Love Hitler.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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The Aristocrats

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Religion

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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